SWAMP-DWELLER BLUES

Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges to his office. It ain't easy being the Big Boss of an ogrecompany. He's got tons of paperwork to chew through, meetings with demanding officials, and the constant threat of donkey shenanigans. To top it all off, he's gotta fight off the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just lounging in his swamp with a goo

Listen up, you glamorous ogre-wannabes! If you're looking for a gig that'll make your ears perk up more than a three-legged race, then pay attention. Shrek here has the inside scoop on what kind of jobs are approved in his swamp, but there's a catch: it better be remote! He's got his routine, his mud baths, and he doesn't want to deal with any push